The Monte Carlo Proposal

  The Monte Carlo Proposal

  Lucy Gordon

  Meet sassy, brave and beautiful Della Martin: 'Why on earth did I agree to this crazy plan?! This multimillionare Jack Bullen had a proposal for me-to pose as his girlfriend so he could avoid an unwanted marriage. I said yes-it was a whole lot better than going back to being a waitress. It sounded like fun-a free holiday in Monte Carlo-who'd say no? But Jack is gorgeous! Like Pierce Brosnan. It's really hard doing all this kissing and flirting when it's all pretend. I want it to be for real! And you know-I'm beginning to think he likes me, too.

  Lucy Gordon

  The Monte Carlo Proposal

  © 2004

  CHAPTER ONE

  Della’s Story

  I T WAS a great dress. No argument. Silver and slinky, low-cut in the front and high-slit at the side. It had some magic quality that made my hips and bust look bigger and my waist look smaller, and it fitted so closely that you just knew I was wearing nothing underneath. And I mean nothing. That dress was cool, sexy, provocative, sensational.

  At any other time I’d have loved it. But not now. Not now I knew why that slimeball Hugh Vanner had been so eager to get it on me. It was because he wanted one, or more, of his equally slimy ‘business associates’ to get it off me.

  And since it was a moot question whether they were more disgusting or he was-no way!

  At this point a woman with her head screwed on would have got out-fast. But that’s not easy when you’re on a yacht. Even if it is moored in the harbour at Monte Carlo.

  I’d been hired in London as a waitress, and I suppose it was naïve of me to think that ‘waitress’ meant waitress. But I was in a tight hole financially.

  Usually I demonstrated goods in department stores, but one job had just finished and another had just fallen through. I couldn’t afford to go even a week without work, and the money being offered for this trip was good. So I crossed my fingers and hoped.

  Fatal mistake.

  Never cross your fingers. It makes it so hard to fight the creeps off.

  I joined the yacht at Southampton. It was called The Silverado, and it wasn’t what most people would mean by yacht, with sails and things. This was a rich man’s version, over two hundred feet long, with thirteen staterooms, a bar, a swimming pool, a dining room that could seat twenty, and not a sail in sight. That kind of yacht.

  My nose was twitching before I’d been on board for five minutes. The place shrieked too much of the wrong sort of money in the hands of the wrong sort of people who’d acquired it by the wrong sort of means.

  Don’t get me wrong. I like money. But, for reasons I can’t go into now, I’m nervous about where it comes from. I’ve known life when anything I wanted could be served up on a plate, and life when I didn’t know where my next penny was coming from.

  I was in one of those times now, so I stayed on board and got stuck into the job.

  No. Scratch that last phrase. I stayed on board and worked hard. Better.

  I didn’t meet Vanner until several hours later, and the whole grubby, sweaty mess of him came as a nasty surprise.

  ‘You’ll do,’ he grunted, looking me up and down. ‘I told that agency I wanted lookers. I like my guests to have a good time. Puts them in the right mood, if you know what I mean.’

  I was beginning to know exactly what he meant. I was also beginning to wish I’d never come on this trip, but we were already at sea and it was too late.

  ‘So you’re Della Martin?’ he demanded, breathing booze fumes over me. ‘How old are you?’

  ‘Twenty-four.’

  ‘You look younger.’

  I knew it, and it was the bane of my life. I’ve got a face that would be right on an eighteen-year-old, all big eyes and high cheekbones. My hair’s red, and I cut it short in an attempt to make myself look more grown-up.

  Fatal mistake. I end up with the look they call gamine. Some women would be glad to have it. I thought it made me seem like a kid.

  But Vanner loved it.

  ‘You’d be great if only you’d smile,’ he said. ‘Look cheerful. Everyone on my yacht must be cheerful.’

  He was always talking about ‘my yacht’, but it wasn’t his, whatever he liked to pretend. He’d chartered it.

  The trip was supposed to be a business convention, but it turned out to be Vanner cruising the Mediterranean with a gaggle of men-some with girlfriends, some alone, but none with wives.

  I shared a cabin with Maggie, who was definitely a woman of the world and knew what she was there for.

  ‘Plenty of rich pickings,’ she told me on the first evening. ‘Enough for both of us.’

  That was true, and since rich pickings were what I needed I was probably being unreasonable in backing off. I knew Maggie thought so. But she shrugged and said, ‘More for me.’

  It wasn’t too bad at first. There was a bit of groping, but nothing that I couldn’t defuse with a laugh. I ignored the suggestive remarks, and one way or another I survived until we reached Monte Carlo.

  Vanner was in a bad mood as soon as we arrived, and I guessed it was because of the other yacht nearby. It was called The Hawk, and it was The Silverado with knobs on-at least a hundred feet longer, probably with more staterooms and a bigger swimming pool. Anyway, it made Vanner’s yacht look piddling, and he didn’t like it.

  Mind you, he perked up when he found out who was aboard.

  Jack Bullen.

  Bullen was a predator, a financial genius, a bruiser who operated through the money markets instead of with his fists. But the damage was just as real to the victims.

  He’d started small and become one of the richest men in the country. Even his name was useful to him. Sometimes they called him ‘Jack Bullion’ because of the way his money mounted up, but mostly they called him ‘Bully Jack’, because of his methods.

  He was all over the financial pages for one master stroke or another. I can’t say I normally read those pages, but I come from a family that’s deeply interested in money, especially other people’s. So I knew of him.

  Bully Jack could afford to buy what he liked, do what he liked, and ignore what he didn’t like. And few people could stand up to him. That alone was enough to win Vanner’s swooning admiration and get him grovelling.

  I have to admit that the sight of Vanner grovelling was impressive. Nauseating, but impressive. He bought diamond-studded solid gold cufflinks and sent them over as a gift. They arrived back almost at once, with a brief note thanking Mr Vanner but saying Mr Bullen did not accept gifts from strange men.

  I almost liked Bullen for that. But then I thought maybe I’d imagined the dead-pan humour in the note. No man so filthy rich could have made a joke so neat.

  Besides, it conflicted with my image of him as a thickset thug. I’d never seen him, but there was something about his name that suggested a bone-crusher, not a wit.

  Next Vanner tried a ship-to-ship phone call, with an invitation to dinner, but was informed that Mr Bullen and his guests had gone ashore and would not be returning until late.

  After that Vanner’s temper hit the skids. I was the first one to feel it.

  ‘You’re not pulling your weight, Della,’ he snapped.

  ‘What?’ I said crossly. ‘I’m doing double shifts because Maggie’s never around when she’s supposed to be.’

  ‘She’s involved in…other duties. Very popular girl. But you’re leaving her to do it all.’

  ‘Now, look, Mr Vanner, I’m here as a waitress.’

  He gave the silent laugh that made me feel queasy.

  ‘Of course you are, Della. Of course you are. But a very special kind of waitress. It’s not enough to serve food and drink to the guests. You’ve got to make them feel happy.
’

  ‘I do. I smile and tell jokes, and I don’t back off when they breathe fumes over me.’

  His manner became ingratiating, which should have warned me.

  ‘Of course. I know you’re trying, but you’re not making the best of yourself. I’ve had a pretty dress put in your cabin and I want you to wear it.’

  I knew the worst as soon as I saw that ‘pretty dress’. I should never have put it on, but we’d soon be heading back to England. Having coped for most of the trip, I thought I could manage just a bit longer.

  There was one guest in particular whose piggy eyes lit up at the sight of me all silver, shimmering and half naked. His name was Rufus Telsor and he’d given me the most trouble from the start.

  He’d come aboard with another man, called Williams, whom he seemed to know well, which at first made me hope he might be gay. No such luck! They were just hunting in pairs.

  I discovered that when the two of them cornered me on deck. The ensuing conversation was of the ‘Come on, you know you want it really’ variety, and I won’t bore you with the details.

  I managed to fight them off and escape with a torn dress, but I knew there was nowhere to hide on the yacht. I had to get off before they caught me again.

  Going down the gangway was out of the question. Vanner was there and he would see me. Besides, go down to what? We were moored out in deep water. I’d need a boat to get to shore, and there was no way I’d be able to get one.

  From the stern of the ship I had a view of him, leaning on the rail, brandy balloon in hand. Even from this distance I could see that he was red-faced and slipping out of control. I could expect no help from him. He was more likely to be furious that I’d fought back.

  As I watched, Telsor and Williams appeared, heading for Vanner, presumably to complain about the lack of hospitality. I hadn’t much time. It would have to be the water.

  I hoisted the dress up, climbed over the rail, and jumped.

  Luckily I’m a good swimmer, and I can hold my breath for a long time. When I finally surfaced I’d put some distance between me and The Silverado. But I was getting too close to The Hawk for comfort, so I kicked out and headed for the shore.

  When I reached the quay I’d have had a problem if someone hadn’t been passing and given me a hand up.

  Briefly I toyed with the idea of asking him for help, but he wasn’t alone. His companion was female and suspicious. One look at me was enough to make her squeal, ‘Come on. We’re going to be late.’

  ‘Er-yes-er-’

  He was trying to ogle me and avert his eyes at the same time. Looking down at myself, I understood. The water had made the silver dress almost transparent.

  ‘Can you tell me how to find the British Consul?’ I begged.

  ‘No idea,’ he said hastily. ‘But you might find someone at the casino who’d know. Lots of Brits there. Head up that hill. Coming, Gina!’

  And he was gone.

  I began to climb up the slope that led to the town. It was hard because I’d lost my shoes in the water. Plus I had to keep to the shadows, in case I got arrested for going around half naked.

  I managed to make it to the casino, and slip into the gardens without attracting attention, but then I realised I had a problem.

  What should I do? Walk in like this?

  There was an open door, with light pouring from within. I could make out the shapes of people moving back and forth, the sound of music and laughter. It was a tempting scene, the kind where I would once have been at home.

  Gamblers, people who live on the edge, high rollers: I’d always felt comfortable with them. That buzz of anticipation is something I understand. Well, in my family you have to.

  But right now I was on the outside looking in, desperate, stranded, not a penny to my name, nothing but the clothes I was almost wearing.

  Then something happened.

  A man came out of the casino and stood breathing in the night air. He was dressed for a night out-dinner jacket, black bow tie, frilled shirt. All conventional stuff.

  It was the man himself who drew my eyes. He was tall, over six foot, broad shouldered, long-legged, with a head of thick hair that was just on the edge of curling. He looked like someone who was used to living well. Everything about him spoke of a healthy animal who took the good things of life for granted and enjoyed them to the full.

  He probably didn’t have a brain in his head, but who cared?

  Then I pulled myself together. It was men who’d got me into this mess, and now was no time to go misty-eyed over a handsome profile. I was getting a chill.

  He came towards the bush behind which I was hiding, and I wondered if he was the one I should waylay and ask for help. The question was, did he have a ‘Gina’ in tow, ready to shoo me off? A man who looked like that probably did.

  He came closer still, and stopped right by the bush.

  Then he pounced.

  I didn’t see him coming, just felt his hands grasping me. One of them gripped hold of my ear, which hurt, so I lashed out at him as hard as I could.

  I did pretty well. The high slit in the silver dress meant I could kick with some real force, so I did. I landed a few thumps on the shins, and from the yell he gave I might have caught him in a sensitive place as well.

  ‘Come on out of there, you!’ he said, gasping slightly. ‘Oi!’

  That last one came from a punch in the midriff, and it seemed to decide him that the fight had gone on long enough because he tossed me onto my back and landed on top of me.

  I’d been right about one thing. He was a healthy animal. I could feel it in every line of the big body pressed against mine as I lay looking up at him.

  I couldn’t see him so well now. There was a bright moon in the sky but his head came in between and his face was dark. I could only make out the glitter of his eyes and hear the sound of his breathing.

  He was panting after his exertions, and I understood that, because so was I. Every part of me was suddenly warm and tingling, as though the struggle had got me really worked up. I could hear my heart thumping.

  ‘Get off me,’ I snapped.

  ‘Good grief!’ he said, peering at me more closely. ‘What the devil-?’

  ‘I said, get off me!’

  He drew back and rose to his feet, pulling me up with him and keeping hold of my wrists.

  ‘Who the hell do you think you are to jump on me?’ I demanded, trying to kick him again but not managing it this time.

  ‘I’m a man who doesn’t like being stolen from, even if it is just petty cash.’

  ‘I haven’t stolen from you,’ I raged.

  ‘But you were trying to. Why else were you hiding in the bushes? I’ve been crept up on before. I know the signs.’

  ‘Oh, really?’ I seethed. ‘You’re so clever, aren’t you? But you’ve got it wrong this time.’

  ‘Why are you soaking wet?’ he asked suddenly.

  ‘I’ve been swimming,’ I flashed. ‘I thought it would be good for my health. Ow!’

  I’d actually managed to free one hand by then, but in the same moment I trod on something sharp.

  I yelled and hopped about, and then found myself actually clutching him again to steady myself. That really annoyed me.

  He was looking down at me with interest.

  ‘You’re not wearing very much,’ he remarked.

  ‘Ten out of ten for observation.’

  ‘Well, I’m funny like that. When a girl’s wet and half naked I tend to notice, especially up close.’

  I abandoned politeness. ‘Bully for you! And I am not a thief.’

  ‘Well, you sure looked like one, skulking in the bushes until a victim came past. You think anyone who walks out of the casino must be a millionaire-’

  It was madness to get into an argument with him, but I couldn’t stop myself.

  ‘Well, that’s all you know,’ I snapped. ‘I’ve been in enough casinos to know that people walk out poorer than they go in. If they didn’t, all the c
asinos would close down.’

  ‘You really know the subject, don’t you? I’ll bet you have been in casinos! I expect your accomplice is still in there-’

  ‘What accomplice?’

  ‘The one who signalled you that I’d had a big win-’

  ‘So you say! Every loser says he’s a winner.’

  ‘What do you think all that is on the ground?’ he demanded, pointing down.

  For the first time I realised that the ground was covered with notes.

  ‘Those are my winnings, which just happened to fall out of my pocket while we were struggling,’ he said.

  ‘Don’t try to make that sound like my fault,’ I said. ‘You pounced on me, not the other way around. I was not lurking to steal from you.’

  ‘OK, we’ve exchanged pleasantries long enough. Why don’t you tell me what you’re doing and why?’

  ‘I am looking for the British Consul,’ I asserted, with what I hoped was dignity.

  ‘Dressed like that?’

  ‘It’s because I’m dressed like this that I need the Consul,’ I said through gritted teeth.

  ‘You need help, don’t you?’

  ‘You guessed!’

  ‘I’m clever that way,’ he said, not letting himself be offended by the edge in my voice, which I suppose was lucky for me.

  ‘I’m running away,’ I told him, ‘but I’ve got nowhere to run to.’

  ‘Where are you running from?’

  ‘A yacht. It’s called The Silverado and it’s moored down there. Look.’

  From here we could just about make out Vanner’s yacht, far below us in the harbour.

  ‘That one,’ I said, ‘right next to the big vulgar one.’

  ‘You mean The Hawk?’ he said.

  ‘You know it?’

  For a moment I thought he seemed uneasy.

  ‘Why do you say it like that?’ he asked.

  ‘Like what?’

  ‘As though knowing The Hawk is a crime. Are you acquainted with the owner?’

  ‘I know of him. He’s a creep called Jack Bullen, and Hugh Vanner has been trying to crawl to him ever since he berthed.’